Sunday, March 2, 2025

Totally Accurate, 100 Percent Guaranteed 2024 Academy Awards Predictions*


This may be the hardest year to predict the Academy Award winners in recent memory. The winds of the season have blown us every which way until leaving us kind of back where we started, wondering what the heck just happened.


Anora won the Palme d’Or at Cannes way back in May 2024. It was heralded as the front-runner pretty much instantly. Then, a whole lot happened. There was an Emilia Pérez flirtation that got a little ugly. Wicked looked incredibly strong with its huge box office haul and adoring fandom. The Brutalist, almost through brute force, willed its way into major contention. Even A Complete Unknown began to look like a potential meat-and-potatoes pick.


Ultimately, though, Sean Baker won the DGA and the WGA, and the film won the Producers Guild award on a preferential ballot. Only one film in history has failed to convert those three wins into a Best Picture triumph. That was Brokeback Mountain, which famously lost to SAG ensemble champion Crash. And, wouldn’t you know it: This year’s SAG ensemble champ is the greatest threat to Anora.


That would be Conclave, which if we’re being honest, is the kind of movie built in a lab to win the SAG ensemble prize. It did, however, also score big with the BAFTAs, a potential indicator of strong international support, which has been a major factor in recent Oscar years (see: Parasite). 


Do I think Conclave has done enough to catch up? No, I don’t, particularly because director Edward Berger missed out on a Director nomination. I say Anora goes 2-for-2 in those top categories, but if The Brutalist director Brady Corbet sneaks up and takes Director, look out for a Conclave shocker.


In the acting races, while the supporting categories have been locked up for months, as tends to happen, the leading categories are shockingly close. While Mikey Madison would be the deserving winner and did surprise at BAFTA (remember when Olivia Colman won for The Favourite at BAFTA, suggesting she would beat Glenn Close to the Oscar), I think the Demi Moore narrative is too strong. She will win Best Actress.


Over in Best Actor, Adrian Brody dominated the entire season right up until Timothée Chalamet’s name was called at the SAG Awards and he went on to give one of the great awards speeches of our time. SAG usually means strength, but I don’t see Brody’s monumental work in the bold but flawed The Brutalist getting passed up. The third option is that they split the vote and a surprise third nominee comes right up through the middle. Interestingly, most theorize this is how Brody won his first Oscar for The Pianist in 2002, benefitting from split love for Jack Nicholson and Daniel Day-Lewis.


There is a ton of fun to be had in the below-the-line categories, as well, and I will post longer dives into those after this piece goes up. Apologies for not getting to everything this year, but it’s been a helluva time and I do my best. I look forward to dissecting the winners with you all after the big show.


*As mentioned, hard year to predict, so I’m going to say I feel more confident than ever in my 100 percent guarantee. I see no misses below.


Best Picture

Will win: Anora

Should win: Nickel Boys


Director

Will win: Sean Baker for Anora

Should win: Sean Baker for Anora


Actress

Will win: Demi Moore for The Substance

Should win: Mikey Madison for Anora


Actor

Will win: Adrian Brody for The Brutalist

Should win: Colman Domingo for Sing Sing


Supporting Actress

Will win: Zoe Saldana for Emilia Pérez

Should win: Ariana Grande for Wicked


Supporting Actor

Will win: Kieran Culkin for A Real Pain

Should win: Kieran Culkin for A Real Pain


Original Screenplay

Will win: A Real Pain

Should win: A Real Pain


Adapted Screenplay

Will win: Conclave

Should win: Nickel Boys


Cinematography

Will win: The Brutalist

Should win: Nosferatu


Editing

Will win: Anora

Should win: Conclave


Production Design

Will win: Wicked

Should win: Nosferatu


Costume Design

Will win: Wicked

Should win: Wicked


Makeup and Hairstyling

Will win: The Substance

Should win: A Different Man


Visual Effects

Will win: Dune: Part Two

Should win: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes


Sound

Will win: Dune: Part Two

Should win: Dune: Part Two


Original Score

Will win: The Brutalist

Should win: Conclave


Original Song

Will win: “El Mal” from Emilia Pérez

Should win: “El Mal” from Emilia Pérez


Documentary Feature

Will win: No Other Land

Should win: No Other Land


Animated Feature

Will win: Flow

Should win: Flow


International Feature

Will win: Emilia Pérez

Should win: The Seed of the Sacred Fig


Documentary Short

Will win: I Am Ready, Warden

Should win: Incident


Animated Short

Will win: Wander to Wonder

Should win: Wander to Wonder


Live-Action Short

Will win: A Lien

Should win: A Lien

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