Saturday, March 11, 2023

Totally Accurate, 100 Percent Guaranteed 2022 Academy Awards Predictions*


Alright, here we go. The final predictions. It’s shaping up to be an Everything Everywhere All at Once kind of night. I am predicting Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert’s film to pick up seven Academy Awards. That would make it the biggest winner since Slumdog Millionaire won eight in 2008. Of those, I’m picking it to become just the third movie in history to win three acting Oscars, joining A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) and Network (1976). That will be a real “one of these things is not like the other things” bit of trivia someday.


Beyond that, look for Elvis to win big, as well. Below, I have it winning just three awards, but even as I go to hit publish on this piece, I am waffling on Costume Design and Makeup and Hairstyling. If the Baz Luhrmann flick walks away with five awards, I won’t be surprised. Disappointed, sure, but not surprised. 


As far as the show itself, all indications are that it will be a more traditional version of the Oscars broadcast than the trainwreck we got last year, with the exception of the champagne-colored carpet replacing the famed red carpet. There are no fan votes this year. Doesn’t seem like we’ll get strange tributes to films on odd anniversaries. Jimmy Kimmel is back to host. I thought he did a fine job his two previous times hosting, so here’s hoping for a smoother ceremony all around.


And, that’s it. Click on each category below to go to an in-depth discussion of all the nominees, then check back here after the show for immediate reactions, and we’ll put this whole wild season to bed.


*If I’m being honest, this is the least sure of these predictions I have ever been, but it’s important to project an air of confidence.


Picture

Will win: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Should win: Women Talking


Director

Will win: Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert for Everything Everywhere All at Once

Should win: Todd Field for TÁR


Actress

Will win: Michelle Yeoh for Everything Everywhere All at Once

Should win: Cate Blanchett for TÁR


Actor

Will win: Austin Butler for Elvis

Should win: Colin Farrell for The Banshees of Inisherin


Supporting Actress

Will win: Jamie Lee Curtis for Everything Everywhere All at Once

Should win: Kerry Condon for The Banshees of Inisherin


Supporting Actor

Will win: Ke Huy Quan for Everything Everywhere All at Once

Should win: Barry Keoghan for The Banshees of Inisherin


Original Screenplay

Will win: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Should win: TÁR


Adapted Screenplay

Will win: Women Talking

Should win: Women Talking


Cinematography

Will win: Elvis

Should win: BARDO, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths


Editing

Will win: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Should win: The Banshees of Inisherin


Production Design

Will win: Elvis

Should win: Babylon


Costume Design

Will win: Babylon

Should win: Babylon


Makeup and Hairstyling

Will win: The Whale

Should win: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


Visual Effects

Will win: Avatar: The Way of Water

Should win: Avatar: The Way of Water


Sound

Will win: Top Gun: Maverick

Should win: All Quiet on the Western Front


Original Song

Will win: “Naatu Naatu” from RRR

Should win: “Naatu Naatu” from RRR


Original Score

Will win: Babylon

Should win: All Quiet on the Western Front


International Feature

Will win: All Quiet on the Western Front

Should win: EO


Documentary Feature

Will win: Navalny

Should win: All the Beauty and the Bloodshed


Animated Feature

Will win: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

Should win: Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


Live Action Short

Will win: Le Pupille

Should win: The Red Suitcase


Documentary Short

Will win: The Elephant Whisperers

Should win: Haulout


Animated Short

Will win: The Boy, the Mole, the Fox, and the Horse

Should win: Ice Merchants


Predicted big winners:

Everything Everywhere All At Once - 7

Elvis - 3

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